No.292846
found a cockroach, tried to trap it in a box do i could let it outside and i could sleep in peace. i dont know the term for it, but there are gaps under the door frame moulding stuff. it disappeared under there, i suspect it is somewhere in the wall now. i taped all the gaps closed on either side… rip little bug, but i'll be unable to sleep if i know you are running loose while im sleeping.
No.292850
>>292846As much as I try to avoid killing things I don’t have to, cockroaches are pretty firmly in kill territory.
No.292855
Big fart woke up my dog now neither of us can sleep.
No.292856
I have a NEED to FEED. I must CONSUME. STUFF MY FACE. INHALE THE FLESH OF CATTLE AND CHUG THEIR MILK.
No.292859
>>292850whats wrong with cockroaches
No.292860
>>292859They are unclean nuisances that will quickly multiply if left alone. Spiders and stuff I leave cause they will eat other insects like mosquitoes but roaches don't have any benefit.
No.292861
>>292859cockroaches will crawl over you when you're sleeping. that is not okay to me. spiders are cool they usually just camp in one spot and don't move. mosquitoes cant touch me because i keep a boxfan blowing on me 24/7. big millipedes also crawl around but they can't scurry away fast enough so i can trap them. i hate the bugs that run onto you, wake you up, and then disappear somewhere really fast. fuck that
No.292905
just fixed a problem i've had with tons of websites. all i did was sync my system time lol. it seems a few minutes off was enough to disrupt a lot of services. i liked having my time ahead a few minutes so im never late but oh well
No.292916
>>292915She reminds me of that blonde weeb from Lucky Star.
No.292920
>>292919Wizchan does crawl to a halt on Friday and Saturday, though.
No.292922
In the space of 5 minutes my tonsils got so big I struggled to breathe, and then shrunk down again. Some mother fucker got a voodoo doll of me.
No.292923
>>292922tonsils are part of your lymphatic system, in other words part of your immune system. sad I got em cut out when I was like 5.
No.292928
It makes me feel a great warmth of community to see people complaining about wizzas not being here on Fridays and Saturdays. It would only be better if this place were more alive during that time, I guess. Still, holy crap, it's already Saturday. The weekend is almost over. Lovely.
No.292929
Dualism comes from our nature as bilaterally symmetric beings
No.292930
>>292924Normalfags are like roaches or rats.
They are literally invasive species of vermin.
No.292937
It's Saturday and i'm about to go for my nightwalk. I hope i don't get bullied by teenagers.
No.292938
>>292924Not having sex all week, NEETing up with anime and video games, it's pretty exhausting being a wizard, wouldn't you say? Everyone deserves a night off to have a little party and snort some MDMA-infused cocaine off a hookers plump ass. Don't worry, come Monday morning after the hangover, it's back to the usual wizardly business.
No.292939
>>292929Don't you think it comes from the fact we interpret context into the info our senses pick up? When you see a table and a chair you can't see the whole no matter how hard you try. The hard transition from chair to air to table is impossible to ignore and understand even though in reality all these borders are gradients.
No.292940
friday is manga day, little time for imageboards
No.292941
>>292924Our wizcord voice chat sessions last 6-8 hours on Friday and Saturday. We have about 6 to 8 wizards showing up weekly for the past three years.
No.292950
cinnamon oil (cinnamomum verum) is awesome as a gargle. it makes my throat feel better when it's sore from sickness. i used to have really bad strep and tonsil swellings and sore throats. now it doesn't get so bad, as soon as anything feels itchy or weird i just gargle and the next day it improves or is gone. the oil is strongly antibacterial and makes your whole mouth feel good, like you just brushed your teeth and chewed cinnamon chewing gum. recommending for fellow bubble boy immune system wizzies
No.292966
>>292764why are you sleeping in a military cot
No.292967
>>292966Not enough room for two on a fighting man's bed. If a flying mana-hungry succubus somehow gets through my salt circle and mosquito net, she won't be able to ride me dry without falling off or the whole thing buckling. There's only room for one on the cot. And his two dakimakuras. Sometimes the cat. Rifle. handgun, pillow burgers. a laptop too apparently i don't know how long I was resting me feet on it. A bunch of laundry hangs off the side too because the roof over the closet leaks when it rains. yeah 0 room for horny scoobies.
No.292971
Sold my gaming PC
Going from 120hz back to 60 makes me feel like the laptop doesn't have VGA drivers installed but everything's running fine. Just gotta get used to it again.
No.292976
>>292905I hate techbros and their security theater.
No.292979
Can someone please tell me how to disable Youtube Shorts?
I just want them gone forever.
No.292997
Got butthurt by someone riding my bumper aggressively. Always feels bad reacting to provocation, feels like they got me.
No.293000
>>292997They probably thought you were going too slow. Just get in the right lane and let them pass.
No.293001
>>293000Why assume wiz was wrong given how bad people drive?
No.293003
>annoyed by monthly fees on my bank A
>dont have a job so it's just burning money
>open up an account with a different bank B
>waiting on tax return to be sent back to bank A before i close it and move everything to bank B
>If you filed on paper, it may take 6 months or more to process your tax return.
fuckin neato im just throwing money away at this point. taxes are so fucking gay
No.293004
>>293003Why did you even open a bank account with monthly fees in the first place?
No.293005
Last thread, someone was talking about truwiz. This is my last post in that place. It was about the Kirby vacuum.
>>26
I've had a Kirby vacuum myself. Heavy thing, like 30 pounds at least. Sadly, it was at the end of its life and we had to get it fixed multiple times at a specialty shop. Other than its weight, it's harder to use, in my opinion. Although I was probably a kid when it was around, I probably wouldn't want to deal with unloading the dust bag, which is huge, like, two feet or something, into the trash can. The disassembly, reassembly, and use of the vacuum was a huge ordeal for me.
No.293006
Found a 12 pack of RC Cola on Amazon from a questionable seller for like $100 and bought it as an experiment. Can this really be some new old stock RC? an imitation? was the listing wrong? Will I wake up tomorrow needing that $100 for something important?
Either way I will find out towards the midmonth.
No.293009
>>293008
That guy is an idiot.
No.293011
>>293008
We got CSAM as a vector to introduce wider surveillance (by agencies involved in child abuse rings, of course), CSAM used as for entrapment (usually directed at political opponents), and CSAM used as a weapon (e.g. activist groups who simultaneously upload and report it to shut sites down) so CSAM really has become a central token of exchange in the power relations on the net
No.293014
Why do retarded people like tattoos so much?
No.293015
>>293014It's just a trend. Don't think too much about it. Just like how mustaches were a thing once or how Cleopatra hair was popular among wymen once. Normals would eat literal shit if that was the new trend. Also has connections to the fact that prison and ghetto culture became mainstream and these in turn were inspired by native all over the world who always used tattoos.
No.293016
I don't get tattoos. Like, they're literally for low IQ people.
Tattoos make people look ugly as fuck, especially succubi. They look used up, their "purity" forever corrupted by the stupid irrelevant shit they decide to brand onto themselves.
You have to have the mind of a literal toddler to think this is a good idea.
I also don't get jewelry, necklaces, piercings, etc. They're so ugly, inconvenient, and unhygienic that they make me want to puke. It's so fucking disgusting.
No.293017
I like to add just enough water with instant ramen so that it boils down to just a thick coating when it has finished cooking.
No.293018
>>293016Sounds like a serious case of shit taste, buddy. When I seek out material to fap to I always prefer succs with tattoos, piercings, necklaces, jewelry, crazy hair colors and styles, etc.
>They look used up, their "purity" forever corrupted by the stupid irrelevant shit they decide to brand onto themselves.They were never pure in the first place, come on. Tattoos give them a seductress vibe like pic related and actual succubus feeling, like they just arrived from a gangbang with some random guys and want your semen now. That whore feeling is just priceless.
Of course I'm talking about 2D only, strictly. I don't like this puritanism you stand for. If I want to masturbate then it should be as exciting as possible. Who wants to fap to some bland and boring succ?
No.293019
>>293018>I always prefer succs with tattoos, piercings, necklaces, jewelry, crazy hair colors and styles, etc.Coward!!! Typing this in the thread where we can't mention your obvious racial status…
No.293023
I've noticed this past week an abnormal amount of agitation and aggressive rudeness both on imageboards and in daily life. I wonder what's going on. I kind of hope people start going berserk soon
No.293024
>>293023The vax has been activated
No.293027
>>293016it's just skin art… but yeah i dont get the appeal of wearable art in general. it feels dirty. clothes and appearances are best plain
No.293028
>>293014>>293016Men do tattoos because it makes them look dangerous and bad boy and succubi likes bad boys/dangerous men. But why succubi do tattoos? I really don’t understand that really.
No.293029
I think it looks hideous but as long as I don't see it I don't really care. The ones with visible tattoos on their forearms though… why?
No.293032
>>293019Which is obviously nordic white. Puritanism of any kind is cancer. I'm sorry, that's the truth. Jewels, nice clothes, uncommon hair colors and styles, etc. all serve for the entertainment of men. Puritanism in taste was invented by wymen who were ugly or didn't want to spend so much effort or money on their appearance. Regardless, you shouldn't care so much about 3D succubi, if you want true beauty search for it among 2D succubi.
>>293023We are being raided by some outsider chan. In the nofap thread on /dep/ people even go so far as to say having a gf/wife or having sex in general is more acceptable than masturbation. It's crazy, but what can you do?
>>293027>clothes and appearances are best plainUnforgivable.
>>293028>But why succubi do tattoos? I really don’t understand that really.I think it is exactly disgusting for men to tattoo their bodies but for succubi tattoo is good and improves them.
No.293033
need a new word, something beyond neet… like NIG
NO
INCOME
GUY
No.293035
>>293016>>293014What i find unreal is how people still seem to think it's edgy, subversive or unique When everyone has them. People think you're a puritan if you don't like them but the truth is they're just boring and usually look shit. People always have the same embarrassing reason for getting them as well "I'M DIFFERENT, MINE TELL A STORY". Why would you take something that dumb so seriously? I'd honestly have more respect for someone who just straight up said "i dunno, looks cool".
No.293037
>>293035>What i find unreal is how people still seem to think it's edgy, subversive or unique When everyone has themThey still are. You underestimate how milquetoast most people are. It's a risk to get one just because most jobs will sneer at you for having one even though like you said tons of people have them and they aren't a big deal.
No.293052
It's 4AM and I'm still dirty and awake. I haven't showered since technically two days ago. Listening to the OST of Welcome to the NHK though. Pretty comfy.
No.293053
>>293052>I haven't showered since technically two days agotch, rookie numbers…
No.293055
>>293052What's wrong with you, nigga?
No.293058
>>293052>>293053I only shower once a week usually.
No.293072
Gadget thread got bumped I guess -
Family bought a robot vacuum, it’s pretty cool. It goes around the edge of the room and does all the finicky corners, Flicking dust out from under stuff. It saves me having to hoover the house since I have to do all the chores and I struggle with them.
It’s also pressuring people to stop throwing big things on the floor since big pieces of plastic or something will stop the robot. They seem to respond to the robot coming in the room, more than when I walk in to vacuum- heh.
It’s pretty cool though and does work - I got expensive model so it bumps into stuff less but £325 isn’t terrible if it lasts many years.
No.293075
Apparently, I have astigmatism and I can't afford glasses, great.
No.293076
>>293053i shower when i see a layer of dirt on me… and even then i usually just put it aside for a few more weeks. when you can scrape a layer of crap off your skin with your fingernails and your skin transforms from a dirty indian man into a pale gamer. yeah that's usually time to shower
No.293078
I shower when I want to lay down in the bath for a few hours. Just rub my armpit until they don't smell, wipe my feet, so it doesn't get all over me in the bath. No soap in years. No shampoo in 8 years.
>>293075That sucks. I've heard its cheaper to order glasses online than through an optometrist, gotta get your prescription though. Not sure what parameters correct astigmatism on glasses.
No.293079
'smart' fire alarm started beeping to say that it past its expiry, the only thing to do was throw it out. Cost double what a normal alarm would cost and lasts just as long. The only smart thing to do with smart appliances is to not buy them.
No.293080
>>293079Just about all smart appliances are a scam. I won't buy anything that requires me to connect to the internet to use its key features.
I'd be willing to spend $1000 building a custom home security system before I buy a $300 security camera that requires a monthly subscription to access my recordings.
No.293081
>>293075>I can't afford glassesWhere do you live where you can't afford glasses?
You can get 2 pairs for like $60 here. That's even with tests and stuff.
No.293098
>>293079I have nothing "smart" in my house [except me haha :^)]
No.293104
>>293099What the fuck did I just watch
No.293105
>>293104White people clapping at a black man drinking water
No.293110
>>293105You didn’t watch where they clap him becoming a human Pokémon and shooting a water jet out his face
No.293130
Food processor broke, the motor was held in by just a thin ridge of plastic. After that ridge broke the vibrations was enough to yank one of the wires out of connection. Kept the motor, threw out the rest of the trash.
No.293132
>>293130Food processor? Isn't that just robotic teeth for old people?
No.293134
I always wondered how some normies can buy expensive houses and stuff, but then I remember they don't hesitate to go into debt, and they have the second income of their wife or gf to help out.
No.293151
>>293134I was raised to never be in debt etc so I forget that some people and especially businesses will run on debt for a long time. Seeing a random succubus who goes bankrupt after spending thousands for years seems like a cheat code.
No.293152
>>293151Debt is an extremely powerful and useful tool, essentially all significant businesses will use it in some form
No.293159
I am old enough to remember my family having a typewriter when I was in school, and I wrote a couple of papers on it. It was one of the typewriters that had the latest and greatest tech and looked the same as something printed with a dot matrix printer. You could even delete characters! Typewriters were pretty kino, but are obsolete in every way now.
No.293165
>>293159How do you delete type written stuff? It physically slams the ink onto the page, you can't remove that ink.
No.293186
Welp, I'm 25. Now it's truly over
No.293188
>>293186Better not lose your dentures, grandpa.
No.293191
>>293186I thought that at 25, but now at 30 I think I still had time. Ina decade I’m sure I’ll think I had time now. It’s ridiculous.
No.293192
>>293191>>293188>>293187I don't claim that I'm 'old'. I mean it's basically the point of no return.
No.293206
>>293192It's possible to turn it around, just very unlikely.
No.293222
had a small glass of coke yesterday, head is pounding and i feel like i'm retarded. unreal this stuff is consumed by people daily, how is this shit not a poison
No.293224
>>293222>how is this shit not a poisonit IS and most of the world agrees. You fell for a TV commercial that said it was tasty and refreshing. You were lied to and have learned the consequences of trusting the television.
No.293228
>>293222it's garbage alright but feeling like that because you've had a small glass? lol
No.293229
>>293228Reminds me of when Jordan Peterson talked about having an apple cider and not being able to sleep for a month lol
No.293243
>>293228yeah i might just be sick. had a fever then was shivering for most of the day with the headache. but i think the headache and stomach pain is coming from it for sure
No.293244
>>293224But it IS tasty and refreshing.
No.293247
>>293244Incorrect. A lie. A ruse. A joke even.
No.293248
>>293244Yeah, it's really damn good. Just has that tang that other sodas lack.
No.293264
I feel like time has been going by much faster than usual lately. It's not like I mind since I hate this time of the year but still, it's like the first of august was only yesterday.
(yes I know: "it only feels that way as we get older" blah blah)
No.293268
>>293006Wizzies.. they lied on the listing…
IT WAS ACTUALLY 2 VINTAGE 12 PACKS
I HAVE MORE RC THAN ALL THE OTHER WIZARDS COMBINED
No.293270
Is this thread safe from the evils of sexuality
No.293271
>>293150man i remember traveling and hearing stuff in the night, turns out there was a pig farm or butchery somewhat nearby. i could hear the screams over the horizon, it sounded like a demon army or monsters fighting in a videogame. was incredible, i wonder how the hell people living there were used to it though
No.293272
>>293268Please review my fellow fizz head
No.293331
Wizzies, I think my mom caught me playing a Jap shota game.
I think she saw reflection from a monitor on a window, usually you can't see anything because of curtains but I was cleaning in my room today and forgot to move them back. Door was slightly open when I noticed it, luckily my dick wasn't erects so I got up and tried to close it and then she slowly started closing it herself when and she said she just wanted to close the door. Fuck.
No.293332
>>293331She already knows you're gay.
No.293333
>>293332It was a straight shota game and I live with a single mother.
No.293334
Well, at least it wasn't bestiality or CP.
No.293335
>>293333>Single mother catches her young son in a moment of sexual relief>She sees he's playing a game about an older sucubuss showing a sexually naive young man a good timeDust off the steel chastity cage
No.293337
>>293336Do you LOOK 25? Do you ACT 25? Mothers see their sons as 10 years younger than they are, and unless you're shining with masculinity or proving yourself to be self-sustaining, she's going to view you as a kid.
No.293338
>>293337No, but I don't look like a kid either. It's only hot as a fantasy. I have to live with her and now it's gonna be awkward.
No.293339
>>293336Just break both your arms.
No.293352
fucking gorumet bakery shit, nothing but puffy pastry garbage and creams and other pseudosolids. very texture. it's like eating god damn baby food. gay, lame, 0/10
No.293353
It's really absurd how common software just eventually becomes unusable after they keep updating it, creating a non-functioning product with features removed.
It's like they're trying to make the most shitty and annoying software ever.
No.293366
I don't understand how Windows 10 can be such a piece of shit.
I can't even transfer my phone files without windows explorer crashes.
It takes forever to connect to wifi and it sometimes doesn't even connect.
I hate modern software so much it's unreal.
No.293367
>>293353I hate the new SAAS model. You can't buy shit anymore, you buy yearly subscriptions.
No.293435
midjourney is cool. had to learn discord to use it though. it is a weird way to sell a service… im using it to create art in the style of all my favorite dead artists, places things and times they simply missed out on. contemporary japanese scenes and landscapes done by european artists. so many of them lived and died penniless unable to even travel, but with technology their style lives on. maybe it could be improved, surely it will, but even so at the current level it's deeply impressive and i keep seeing incredible and surprising things. i love this
No.293436
eye drop bottles are intentionally small containers so you use them up under x months, so when they inevitably become dirty and nonsterile by that point they are basically gone. also they are >99% water and just a few ingredients server the ocular lubricant by weight and cost
the perfect snake oil scam
No.293437
>>293367Yes it is serfdom
No.293438
I was just hiking and suddenly, without warning, I felt happy for a brief second. Like, actual happiness. Then it was gone. Very weird.
No.293439
>>293438Being alone with a beating heart in nature has that effect
No.293440
>>293438How to achieve happiness:1. Financial stability
2. General stability
3. Security
No.293441
>>293440just have all your physical and psychological needs met…wow!!
No.293442
>>293441If you can't achieve happiness in America, then most likely you're a manbaby
No.293444
>>293442fuck off back to feels
No.293445
>>293442Nah America is incredibly stratified, even the most coddled trust fund baby can lose it all here.
No.293447
I have this weird feeling whenever I play vidya for too long that I'm wasting my life. And as I age it keeps getting worse, wasn't a problem at all when I was a teenager because I knew that I have plenty of time being young but now it's almost unbearable. I want to do something but I don't know what nor do I have strength and motivation to do it.
No.293449
"Coddled" and "manbaby" are now acceptable terms here.
No.293450
>>293449This is /lounge/ if you can't handle banter then steer clear!!
No.293454
>>293449says who
anyone saying this site is for manbabies must by their own logic also be a manbaby since they are using the site. so you can just laugh at them
No.293455
>>293450Reddit grade faggotry is not banter.
No.293456
I just pissed off a normie by crossing the street, about a third left, the second the light turned red he started honking and waving, the slower I walked. I get the feeling more and more assholes are constantly on the edge and searching for shit they can let their aggressions out
No.293459
>>293449This is a site that Mathew the overwatch playing redditor decided to use
If you can't handle the reddit then stay clear
No.293462
>>293449The lesson of wizchan is how completely alone you are
You are the tiniest minority and any space you think is your home will be shown otherwise as people who are hostile and dismissive of you experience take over
You are alone
Completely alone
Nowhere is your home
No.293463
friday night and wizchan slows to a crawl…
No.293464
>>293463it's a real sexual kinda purge out there, keep your bussy extra tight tonite lil nigga
No.293465
>>293463Why does this meme persist
No.293466
>>293465cause it's real™
and relatable
No.293467
>>293465meme is a normie word
No.293471
>>293470you should. it is pretty damn good up until season 6 or 7.
No.293472
>>293470tried watching it with my ma, was extremely uncomfortable when it got to the episode where the glasses guy stars in a porno.
No.293473
>>293465First month here?
No.293474
>>293470It really is awful. They just smoke marijuana, steal marijuana plants, swear a lot and then have gay sex. That's 100% all there is to it until the cast members start dying IRL and they need to start repeating older episodes for filler but now with the current "too offensive" words removed.
No.293480
what are some movies, shows (live action and animated) or books or whatever that made you laugh, not just smile but laugh out loud? it's extremely rare for this to happen i find, even with the comedic ones that are "clever". at best ill have a chuckle and think to myself "that's a good one" but i seldom if ever burst out laughing
perhaps it's more of a social thing
No.293526
>>293481this is… not good
No.293530
im going to start rubbing testosterone gel on my dick to make it bigger
No.293533
>>293530That's like rubbing protein on your arms to make them stronger. You need to complete the proper rituals and paperwork if you want a larger wand.
No.293578
>>293575i hate when people use "unlikely" to mean "unexpected/surprising"
No.293588
i hate typographic ligatures. i used to disable webfonts and remote fonts entirely but tons of websites have weird ui stuff that require it, or else you see shit like BUTTON_SCROLL_MORE BUTTON_SUBMIT_CHECK where there would normally be a tiny ui button. so it's either disable fonts to get rid of gay designer webfonts with their faggot ligatures and thin weights and horrible kerning… or enable webfonts to get rid of annoying ui problems. often the website has both because why not, so you can't just whitelist specific websites to solve either problem. i hate current web design, i hate designers, i fucking hate web designers
No.293607
>>293606I'd eat pineapple pizza if it was free. Don't care if it taste like shit
No.293621
I'm eating a mix between an apricot and a plum and it's absolutely delicious. It's deep red inside with a small seed inside. It's really juicy and the taste isn't too sweet and it isn't flavorless by a long shot. It's very refreshing and hydrating. The only thing about this fruit is that it's super easy to bruise, it rots easily, and it's expensive. Still, I love getting this fruit every time I see it. Hopefully, I can get it every year. I also eat plums around this time too, but these red plums are a lot sweeter and less juicy. Glad to eat them though.
No.293623
>>293622If this is real this guy is my hero
No.293629
>White House requires immediate public access to all U.S.-funded research papers by 2025
very cool now ill be able to read stuff easier
No.293630
gonna be a slow night, """true""" wiz got their paycheck and hitting the club tonight
just doing my part to prevent a total crawl
No.293633
friday night and wizchan slows to a crawl…
No.293634
>>293630thanks for checking in before your movie date, bud
No.293635
weekends are basically my work week as a handyman neet, i cant slack off when my family is home on the weekends. i'm like a plantation nigger on the weekends doing shit for them
No.293642
why are used chromebooks so cheap? is it basically a shitty phone packaged into a small netbook form factor? if you can install linux on those things it seems cool. they are like $20 on ebay i keep seeing them
No.293644
>>293642It's a bit of a minefield with chromebooks. Linux support is fragmented - some chromebooks can boot forms of proper linux but require some messing around. Some allow running linux apps in container, some allow a parralel linux kind of thing (crouton). Then there's issues like limited GPU access etc.
https://mrchromebox.tech/#faqI have a chromebook from like 2013 which is EndOfLife so it doesn't get any updates at all, 3 year old browser etc. There's a couple of hacky attempts to get Arch ARM edition running on it, but nothing easy. There's ChromeOS fork projects that update EndOfLife devices, but mine aren't supported.
You'd have to research each one to see if it could be more than a web browsing machine.
No.293645
>>293642Schools give them out for free. I can see cheap Chromebooks existing because of someone in a school's IT department trying to turn a quick buck.
No.293646
>>293642Because they're trash.
No.293647
I feel bad for the kids who are about to go back to school soon.
No.293650
>>293646im a firm believer in old computers being ok, it is just perpetually bloated software that makes them obsolete. but if you cant install a different os easily, then yeah that is a hard bargain. but it is a super cheap mini laptop in my eyes which will always seem kind of cool
No.293652
>>293650Yeah these days a lot of software is just unoptimized, is easier to program today but is more resource extensive.
No.293679
>>293635this except I have to babysit my nephew
No.293686
>>293680I'm always amused at how when presented with any somewhat loud noise my dog cowers and hides beneath my chair, as if I could protect him from danger, if only he knew how useless I am
No.293687
>>293686presumably you are significantly larger, and maybe it can somewhat understand the overall predicament it is stuck in. think giants with human captives.
No.293700
>Police, fire, and news crews once again parked at the end of the driveway reporting on a bunch of people dying at the intersection
>was going to order snacks
>traffic is like an hour backed up
No.293711
CHRIS-CHAN HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON
No.293714
>>293588what sort of websites? got any examples?
No.293732
i wish to eat taco salad every day
No.293735
Tried to update my mothers phone. The update on the phone didn't work.
A USB cable I was using turned out to be broken ( silently failed during file transfer )
And then the SD card in the phone I'd copied the update to had also broken and was silently failing.
Demiurge zapping my tech to annoy me.
No.293747
>>293746
Yes two hard shell tacos please
No.293755
I've wondering to myself, is there such a thing as "social" inflation? Are there a bunch of people who have artifically inflated social credit?
Just some thoughts I'm trying to wrangle for the next End of the Wizards thread.
No.293758
virtually all of the home renovation videos i've watched on youtube this past month have been old canadian guys. i'm in the south and my vpn is american, idk why this is happening. it's not a big deal, it turns out our building codes are very similar, but i'm now curious why there are so many canadians making videos on home renovation
No.293763
three of my cats are porchcats, all male, they just nap on the front porch all day. they have completely mauled other female cats that got too close on four occasions now. other male cats dont seem to bother them. a neighbors male cat comes over every now and then as if they are all having a sleepover. i assume because they are neutered that female cats in heat are annoying to then. ive seen a female cat bravely try to rub up against them and they freak out and attack it. whatever the reason i find it amusing, they havent been harmed by the females yet so i think their strategy is working
No.293772
>>293763Based volcel kots
No.293801
>>293758There's nothing else to do in Canada
No.293804
>>293758I think it’s because the most popular one is coincidentally Canadian, and for whatever reason The Algorithm thinks location is as important as subject, so because he’s popular everyone geographically near him gets a boost.
Hm, I bet comedy/vlog type channels would get a boost if they spoofed their location to LA for similar reasons.
No.293819
I live in the past
No.293843
>>293827>famous person never put pp in vagoothis man is a miracle!… i laugh when i see news articles written for this stuff. very amusing
No.293865
>>293827Based and wizpilled
No.293866
>>293827I think being a virgin in your 20s is more common than ppl think, especially if the person got like a hobby or something they have even less likely chance that they put in time for a relationship
No.293867
>>293866It’s common now, I don’t think it was 30 years ago.
No.293899
>>293872Im reading house of leaves
No.293912
Whenever I see man with a beard I instinctually feel as if he is my enemy. What's the deal with this?
No.293913
>>293912If you are under 30 then it is probably a hormone thing. Strong feelings like that tend to mellow out as you age.
No.293922
>>293912do you shave or something, how do you not feel that way looking at yourself
No.293945
bought paint using the amazon free shipping trial thing
cancelled membership immediately afterward before it actually took my money on the resub
paint never arrives, a week later i get refunded
need to rebuy the paint now i'll have to pay shipping this time
i received zero emails about this order being late, no message about it being refunded, until today almost 2 weeks after the initial purchase. fuck amazon i am ebay boy for life i guess
No.293957
I have rediscovered a great joy from my childhood: peeing in the shower. Sirs this is truly a momentous day.
No.293960
>>293959Obviously,
I don't think anybody here is remotely comparable, but I wonder who the real hermit is. I would suspect that we wouldn't ever hear about him, no? Also, I recall a video about a man living by himself in a very remote part of Japan, although maybe faggots blindly idealize Japan and getting documented by some jewtube nigger ruins his chances? I think the jewtumor had also been aided into reaching him by a guide. Unsure if the guide had been a regular guest and therefore had/has nullified this hermit's record.
No.294045
Phones get obsolete so far. After buying a z fold 3 for a while, I can't use the old phone without noticing stuttering
No.294053
Found a cool waifu generator
Pics are examples of waifus generated
https://waifulabs.com/ No.294055
How did dinosaurs have sex? I bet they had some massive wieners.
A brontosaurus vagina was probably big enough to used as a sleeping bag.
No.294058
>>294056hypothesis:
The dinosaurs went extinct because the earth didn't had enough water
No.294076
if u try to imagine ur a god of a world then ur creating the world in ur head and all the people in it so if you then wanna be a useful god then the people in it also need to suffer and have it bad and be in pain so that you can then come and save them but also you want that they worship you so that you feel really good when ur imagining it so you strike the imaginary characters with a lot of pains and suffering and then u look if theyll still worship you and if they do ull come and save them and if they call u gay then u kill em and u let the worshippers live
No.294103
I don’t normally go to McDonald’s but I took my brother
They have some monopoly thing I’ve heard of before
I peeled them off and got instant vouchers for like 3 free burgers, a free wrap, and a free muffin.
Fast food gods trying to make me an addict
No.294113
always end up scraping my finger on the grater when im scraping ginger or zest. same fucking spot every time. it has become a permanent sore spot and makes typing on the keyboard unpleasant. i am cursed
No.294143
Took a swig from a bottle of 99% isopropyl thinking it was spring water. Tastes like how earwax smells. Using apple whiskey to rinse the chemicals out and the whiskey isn't burning my mouth like usual. Isopropyl must have burned everything away. Will I ever taste again?
No.294144
>>294111Rude.
Wizards don’t do shootings. Crabs and normans do.
No.294146
rip ethereum you were cool i will miss the gamerbux
No.294152
>how do i <problem with software program>
>top result reddit
>nothing but HILARIOUS jokes and puns as responses
HAHAHAAHAAAA HAHAA LOVE REDDIT OMG
No.294153
>>294152i have given that shithole so many chances from the google results. the odds of getting a non-answer are very high. so many times, the top comment is just some faggot being snarky and it was always over something technical instead of political or otherwise divisive or subjective. in my experience, just asking retards on imageboards is far more likely to yield a relevant answer.
No.294154
>>294152>>294153Why does google think reddit is a good site for tech questions? At least StackOverflow is of a Q&A format. Reddit is not. An increasing number of hackers are saying google is useless or at least becoming useless. The fucking web man…on the rare occasion you do find a page or forum with good info, bookmark it ASAP. You will (probably) never find it again via google.
No.294164
>>294154it probably attracts a lot of clicks and higher priority in searches due to its popularity. sometimes stack has been similar to reddit (albeit maybe a little less snark), but i forgot that it has also been overall better than retarddit. i just used it today or yesterday too lol. in the past i'd just fuck off to yandex after 20 minutes or more of jewgle, but now i just use jewgle for 1 minute then fuck off. sometimes i still dont find the answer, but usually between that and imageboards i do. redditors are fucking idiots and i hope they all develop cancer.
No.294171
I come here every day, but I can never find anything I want to post on. Same with the anti-crawl thread. Sad.
>>294152>>294153>>294154>>294164If ya'll haven't learned about this yet, you can put a minus sign in front of a search to omit that.
Example: <tech question> -reddit
No.294172
>>294171yeah but that's mostly an afterthough. i abuse -pinterest, -facebook, and -imgur for google image searches however since none of those fucking sites even load correctly for me. at least reddit loads, and it always seems like the answer to the problem will be there… but no, fucking never. i am tempted to just add a url redirect thing to all my google searches to automatically append -reddit
No.294174
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^also very common on reddit
No.294176
>>294154I think it is because a lot of people specifically put reddit at the end of their search query so they can get a result that doesn't seem to be an ad.
No.294180
>>294172check out the extension ublacklist
No.294200
>>293368I'm the same way most of the time. I thought my urges would go away by the time I hit my 30s as most people describe the whole excessive masturbation thing being mostly for teenagers or college aged individuals. Nope, it's been quite the opposite and now I do it probably 3x as much as I did when I was young. I can't even function on a task if I don't masturbate first. But at least I'm super motivated once I do at least until another hour goes by.
No.294207
>>293368Yep, based off my experience it is dick function that is affected, not your overall horniness level. If anything I got more horny as I aged, but I no longer get those rock hard erections that makes my dick so stiff that it hurts. That only happens if I haven't jerked it for a few days and my testosterone is high from working out.
No.294223
Being short is such a huge personal problem that they have a thread pinned to prevent suicide
No.294224
>>294223Not even poverty or homeless need a dedicated suicide prevention thread
No.294233
>>294223I don't remember it being that much of a problem back in the 00s. I mean, it didn't help but suicide?
No.294259
>>294208i had this happen to me once, it was freaky, i was trying to get him to follow the mouse cursor and leave but i think i had to push the screen to manipulate his movements - that or i just squished him and hes sitting at the bottom of my monitor out of view
rip
No.294288
What does it mean to feel pleasure, is there a physical sensation or what?
No.294292
>>294288it's how you feel when you see a reply to your post.
No.294293
I installed a smart switch for my fan today, and man, did that force me to learn ab out electricity and how fast and how shitty electrical installations were in the past.
The old fan switch only had two wires connected to it. I learned one was line (from the power company) and load (going to the fan). All the switch did was limit the amount of power going from line to load. Anyway, I turned off the power to the room via the circuit breaker and tried to install the new switch, but I kept getting shocked whenever I tried to connect the load wire to the grounded switch. I thought I may have turned off the wrong circuit, so I flipped the main breaker. Was still getting shocked. Then I thought, why the hell am I getting voltage from the LOAD side? So I broke out the multimeter and started measuring voltages. Nothing from the line wire, but 120V from load. Then the lightbulb went off in my head and I realized what was going on. There was nowhere for the electricity to go from the fan since the fan wasn't grounded or connected to neutral. That thing was just charged up with 120V, ready to shock the fuck out of me whenever I completed the circuit. Maybe I would not have gotten shocked if I left the fan on when I flipped the circuit breaker, but that seems to go against common sense. Anyway, I left the multimeter connected and watched the voltage drop until it was safe to work with.
The new smart switch requires connections to line, load, ground, and neutral so nothing should be charged with electricity in the event of a power failure. It is crazy how with old shit they just let high voltage sit in the appliance if the power went out. No wonder everything had so many warnings in the past, they used to straight up ignore safety.
No.294294
painting is really hard, i know why people get a million paint colors now. its not difficult to mix or match but its tedious and slow. the reward from painting is such a slow and delayed process it's almost punishing. there is so little stopping you from splashing the dirty paint water or smudging paint or scraping random shit onto the canvas to get an immediate sense of pleasure. people that can sit down and do this shit without ruining their own paintings out of boredom are bound for greatness. you need zero compulsivity and almost to be meditating throughout the whole process. i clearly do not have the patience to do normal paintings. i always thought shitty abstract and messy or loose paintings were just lazy and maybe that is still true but the chaos is also fun in a way
No.294295
>>294208reminds me of the great fruit fly battle i was having for months… until i realized it was all the garbage in my room allowing them to breed. maybe do like the frogman says and clean your room
No.294298
have you guys found any completely new interests that aren't related to what you already like?
i feel like everything i enjoy currently is somehow related to everything i found interesting as a child. i can't think of anything that i like now that wasn't interesting when i was younger. really just cooking is all ic an think of actually.
No.294300
>>294298I started brewing some alcohol and found that it was quite enjoyable to go through the process, especially planning the recipes. Although I also like cooking in general so that might not count.
No.294309
>>294298I think this is related to staying inside all day.
It is hard to truly change your interests if you live an isolated lifestyle.
No.294311
>>294298yes i try basically anything and everything. tried comics again recently but got bored when i realized that only 1% of it is readable, and even true hardcore hobbyists will say things like "only read issues 1-18 and ignore the rest" and things like this. well how am i supposed to waste a whole day reading comics when this is the kind of state they're in? reading Grant Morison's Doom Patrol line takes about 2-3 days, then you're just done, and everything on either side of that (non-morison doom patrol) is just liquid shite. then you're back with nothing to do.
I've watched basically every major american film released after the 60's from every genre, i've watched every shonen anime worth seeing (if you watch anime for reasons other than seeing muscular men beat the fuck out of each other then you're a weird faggot), i watched all of the major TV series like Sopranos and Simpsons seasons 1-8, i taught myself lots of gambling games and an online friend showed me how to play mahjong, i can speedrun Ninja Gaiden on the xbox and i have several level 60 characters in world of warcraft, etc etc. i could keep going. when i dropped out of high school, the first thing i did was download a "every john wayne movie" torrent and i watched them all.
the only things i can't really get into is SRPG's and RTS', i think i'm too old. Incorrect placement of units is just punished so hard and so fast and i never make any noticeable skill improvements. I did beat Devil Survivor Overclocked, though.
i'm really running out of stuff to do now because ive consumed pretty much every piece of media that even slightly interests me. Right now, i'm playing all 3 Borderlands games at the same time. when i'm done playing them, i'm scared to think of the emptiness that will follow. I have no plans for afterwards. nothing is on my radar. suicidal thoughts are going to swarm me all day.
No.294312
>>294298This isn’t necessarily new as I did enjoy as a kid but I haven’t actually done it since then is going to amusement parks. I actually really riding different rollercoasters it’s a pretty fun experience where for a couple minutes you get to forget about all your problems and just enjoy a ride. It’s actually a pretty cheap hobby too the biggest expense is gas as a season pass to Cedar Fair or Six Flags is only 150$, I bought mine halfway through this year and have already gone around 10 times plus since most of us are autists or have other health problems we actually get to skip all the normies in line it’s awesome
No.294353
>>294352Good. I almost had several gamer moments in front of innocent children all week because I had to buy a burner phone for 2FA and other BULL SHIT and I don't really want to huck objects at the heads of innocent children over it.
I actually dove back in to the dumpster to get it back out and smack it repeatedly on the side of the dumpster because it wouldn't break, and then it started ringing, so I threw it as hard as I could at the end of the dumpster and tried to throw all sorts of horrible slop on it so nobody would hear and I was jumping up and down yelling at a fucking dumpter. Thank fucking God there were niggers everywhere or else that would have been unusual and awkward.
No.294354
>>294353thank god for free voip phone/sms services
No.294361
>>294311yeah im so fucking bored of everything now. i look back and i see brief peaks of entertainment and novelty separated by vast expanses of boredom and porn
after a certain point you have to entertain yourself with creativity and imagination because other ppl cant create content fast enough. but it is difficult
i will have to get back into reading books. it is impossible to ever fully read everything out there even if 90% of it is uninteresting it would still take decades. this truth has kspt me going because when i inevitably finally reach the absolute lowest mental state from this boredom i can settle down and get comfy and embrace it and escape into the world of books
No.294383
My Youtube channel got its first subscriber today. That's crazy. Last time I uploaded was six months ago. I guess I have to make more videos now.
No.294386
>>294383Maybe your grandma told one of your cousins to try to help out with the fambly
No.294387
>>294311lol
Lmao
I reached that point of having nothing to do years ago. How time flies
No.294397
>>294395I don't know if you're being facetious but rain is one of the few things left I still enjoy.
No.294398
>>294397No facetiousities or sarcasm. Rain is great. I go out in the rain and get soaked and film frogs and toads. The air has been cleaned by the droplets and all of the dust buildup that has choked the area has been washed away. I also get time off of work when it rains, and nobody expects me to do anything but sit inside.
No.294399
>>294395Rain is pain in Autumn. Cold!
No.294400
>>294399Cold showers build hearts that burn warmer
No.294401
>>294395We haven't had rain in at least 6 months here. I fucking hate it.
No.294411
turned 30 today and so i will play games, eat pizza and carrot cake, and watch anime in celebration. join me in spirit if you will by doing the same. may you all have tasty food, comfy times, and good health
No.294412
>>294411>join meI want to, but I can't.
No.294413
I've been away from Wizchan for awhile because of my heavy drinking.
I'm sober now, and I'm glad this place still looks relatively the same. Just feels like I've aged decades rather than a few years.
No.294416
>>294411Just ate some nachos I made - tasty wiz party
No.294417
>>294413There has been a steep decline in quality over the last year you drunk faggot. Go take another drink and don't stop til you die this time.
No.294420
No point arguing with retards who can only think in black and white extremes. They just want to put a label on you and throw strawmans.
Sadly, that is the only way people know how to argue.
No.294422
>>293480The last show that made me genuinally loose my shit was Nathan For You. Haven't watched his new show.
No.294424
>>294411eod of day report: all was good. now i watch anime and eat more pizza until sleep takes over
No.294435
>>294420I think that's just the only way to effectively argue if one often deals with people who argue in bad faith. Giving others the benefit of the doubt and allowing them to properly present their views instead of simply assuming they fit a stereotype is a massive waste of time and effort when dealing with weaselly types. It's a shame, but most arguing is about scoring points against the opposition, and if you don't do that against somebody who is doing it you will lose the argument. Actual exchange of ideas should be limited to contexts and people who have been shown to be open to that, which generally requires them to be both broadly in agreement with you on general principles and objectives, and also not the kind to pick dumb fights for status.
No.294470
Just found out that costco will honor refunds on most items, no questions asked.
No.294475
I have boomer ears suddenly. I was shooting oil drums close up out back with a 9mm trying to get a feel for aiming from the hip and 7 hours later I can't hear anything. I'm trying to watch a movie with headphones but everything maxed out still is too quiet. An MP3 player that gets really loud is also just normal volume. No ringing, but definitely diminished performance. This is how old people must be by default.
No.294492
getting high today
420
No.294496
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No.294497
>>294475You know you're suppose to wear ear plugs when you shoot a gun, right?
No.294498
>>294497well i had headphones on and was listening to music. i thought it would help but the music was loud too
No.294499
>>294498Out of curiosity, what was the brand of headphones?
No.294501
>>294500There are headphones and ear plugs specifically made for shooting.
No.294502
>>294501I know, and I have several pairs, but I wanted to experience my favourite songs through the clarity and quality of Marshall's premium dynamic drivers
No.294503
>>294502lol you speak like an advert.
No.294504
>>294503Quality demands recognition, and wizards deserve quality
No.294505
>>294498You'll only make it worse trying to brute force your way into hearing stuff. What to do now is wait and search online for the kind of supplements which contain the ingredients your body needs to heal its eardrums. One of my cousins popped his eardrum with a Q-tip and he was 100% deaf on that side for months but it did end up coming back.
No.294521
Heard my name being called and it woke me up. Nobody called it, I guess it was the wind. The wind is calling my name… either magical powers or scizophrenia.
No.294534
the brain is evil and it doesn't we live in a darwinistic normie shithole of planet
No.294582
3 days ago I got woke up being told my dog was going to be put down in an hour. She had gone to the vets the day before and they had found a lump which burst in the night. It didn't look great but she had problems in that area before and I went to bed after saying goodnight to her, assuming antibiotics and an upcoming surgery if it was cancerous. I went to her as fast as possible and was with her when she was put to sleep. I told her what she meant to me before she went. It's been impossible to hold myself together since then. Every few minutes I fall apart. Every where I look in the house I see a place she should be and isn't. All I want to do is go sit some where quiet in a field where no one is around and I shouldn't be expecting her to be. The weather here is very cold and wet, autumn is setting in and sitting outside is causing problems with my health. I'm at a complete loss of how I'm supposed to handle this. For over a decade if something was off, me and her would sit with each other and let things settle. She was my companion and now I can't stop wanting to look for her and wanting to sit with her. It just keeps tearing it's self open over and over. She was the world to me and I'm completely lost without her.