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 No.309484[Reply]

discuss MS-DOS you dumbass.
1.No bullshit
2.no secret bed videos (FUCK NO)
3.you are also allowed to talk about amiga computers lmao.
4.If you hate on MS-DOS SHUT THE FUCK UP
5.fuck this shit im out
yeah that last one was fucking ass

 No.309521

I was only a kid when dos was still in use, so the only thing I bothered to learn was how to mount and play games.
It's also the only thing I used dos emulators for.

 No.309522

lol more like POS

 No.309523

>>309522
Stop being gross you faggot.



 No.301887[Reply]

Some faggots are pushing me around at school. I need advice on how to stop these fuckers from pushing me around. What should I do?
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 No.301955

>>301932
What is this Andrew Tate bullshit, holy cow. If you're OP then you deserve the swirlies you're getting. "Low quality, low status" man shut the fuck up.

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>>301947
Deep post, you must be a sage or something.

 No.303822

>>301887
if you can't push back then accept the fact that you're a push-over. (play a lot of fighting vidya when you get home to blow steam)

 No.308484

just beat them up, what's so hard about that

 No.309517

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>>301887
Carry a roll of quarters with you. Don't swing first but don't let them just shoulder check you for free. Most people don't want to get into a fight so they'll bark a lot, just keep cool and watch their right in case they try for a hay maker. Keep your chin tucked, protect your head and remember that yeah it sucks but getting punched isnt the worst thing in the world.



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 No.296414[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

There are about 70x as many posts on r9k than there are on Wizchan. Do people on r9k simply not know about Wizchan? Are they too built into the habit of using 4chan to make the switch?
And its not how old a board is, either. 7chan has existed since 2006 (I'm pretty sure), and it's /b/ board has only 815,000 posts, while 4chan's /s4s/ board, which has only existed since 2013, and has amassed 10,000,000 posts.
How has 4chan, the most poorly moderated, poorly designed imageboard (except maybe endchan) held onto that many users?
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 No.308487

>>308478
Yeah. /g/ is the only board with ok mods, and even then, they're not great.

 No.308488

>>308478
>>308487
what do you even post on 4chan to get banned? I've never been banned so far and I'm using the site for 10 years

 No.308511

>>308488
furries on /v/.

 No.309015

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I often open 4chan, then immediately close the tab and go to wizchan or lainchan.

>>308488
You are almost certainly lying. Or you have never created a thread.

 No.309388

You boys want a small forum I certainly have one for you: https://forum.marianabay.com


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 No.308647[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction

https://asoftmurmur.com/
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 No.309135

Little fuckers and big fellas still going at it relentlessly, I see.

 No.309137

It is a remarkable thing how overt this, say, third party made their presence known over the years. 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019… they know so much. The extent of their power and actions are obvious.

 No.309138

>you KNEW and you did NOTHING!?
Which came first the chicken or the ACK

 No.309147

Everything is lost.

 No.309148

I think I can only count about twenty stars in the night sky of Los Angeles.

Even less movie stars. Maybe like one every decade.

I'd much rather see thousands of stars in the night sky, though. Would be cool to have like a compound in the remotest area of the Mojave desert then switch off the lights when I want to go stargazing on my rooftop by myself.


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 No.308982[Reply]

I saw this movie and it is one of the saddest and most decadent things I have seen in a while. A guy who was biologically designed to be submissive and follow orders, with the sole objective of killing his race, where his only consolation is an AI that appears as pornographic propaganda everywhere, at the same time that it is used in the worst possible way to be nothing more than another mercenary, making him believe that he is somehow the chosen one or some shit like that.

I haven't seen such a decadent movie in a while. The characters are dead inside, they are simple machines for killing and following orders, they lack freedom and are nothing more than puppets used for other people's interests.
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 No.308992

>be wiz
>live in the future
>use AI to recreate every 2d qt i liked from my favorite anime with the exact personality and looks replicated to a t
>have a harem of 2d babes for myself
>be happy
>the end

 No.308998

>>308992
A 2d "succubus" and a 3d succubus are the same, only the flesh succubus is human, and like every human she can be the most wonderful being, or the most destructive being on earth.

 No.309006

>>308998
>A 2d "succubus" and a 3d succubus are the same
this statement right here is the most retarded shit. 2d succubi are the perfect ideal that real females cannot even get close to. 2d succubi are perfect and without flaw saying they are just the same as 3dpd is stupid in every sense.
>>309005
>don't fall into the hands of cheap romanticism.
The future will let wizards be the MC of a 2d harem, that's the opposite of romanticism. You can have never ending conversations with every anime babe you wish, have them be your maid and do chores, others to tell you stories, give you the news, play with you, watch tv with you and answer to every question of yours, etc. You will even be able to play multiplayer games with your waifu in the future. Anyways, kill yourself for posting 3dpd.

 No.309007

>>308992
It is not extremely expensive either, 25 usd per month for chatgpt 4, 300 usd for oculus quest 3 mixed reality glasses, training the voice of the succubus you want to replicate is also quite economical, as is training the AI so that it has the same lore as the 3d person you want to replicate. Things can even go better with gloves that feel tactile.
The complicated part could be recreating facial expressions of the person you want, but you could use models from games like half life alyx, and through facial recognition you could capture the face there. Even so, it is something that is done quite decently in games like bonelab.

 No.309008

>>309006
Have you ever tried virtual reality, or mixed reality? It's crazy shit, that succubus, an anime succubus, or whatever you want can be replicated with mixed reality just like the movie, and for a very low cost.

>You can have never ending conversations with every anime babe you wish


You can have a dialogue with the "succubus" you want, or at least one who has an extensive biography. So you can possibly not only have a person with the appearance of an anime, but it can be from the anime you want, that has the same lore, and that has the same voice. Do you want a succubus to clean your dishes, your clothes, to keep the floor clean? Well for that you can use appliances.

Technology is in the palm of our hands. It is only a matter of time before it is used massively in the sexual-romantic market.



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 No.306047[Reply]

I had a thought today about how what the world's most important priorities are in a general sense and first and foremost existential threats. These didn't really exist until recently, the first real existential threat that came into the public consciousness was the threat of global nuclear war. Others like global warming and resource over-exploitation came into the public consciousness later. We mostly seem to have forgotten about the threat of nuclear armageddon as a possibility in this day and age, but it got me thinking about the psychology of the Boomers and how it would have been influenced by growing up in a world where the threat of nuclear annihilation existed. They were in a sense, the first generation that had to grow up with the threat of the entire world just ending one day. They had the duck and cover drills which of course wouldn't save them from the nuclear blast or the fallout.

Many people have, rightfully I think, accused the boomers of being the generation that fucked up the world with short term thinking and greed and selfishness. I wonder if this way of being and thinking was influenced by the thought that the world could end at any time so they should just try and get it while the getting is good and enjoy their lives to the max. They became wholly focused on themselves and the pleasures of capitalist consumer society as a way to stave off the existential dread from this threat constantly hanging over their heads. Now that I hear the term boomer another meaning comes to mind, specifically the boom from a nuclear bomb. I think that must have influenced them somehow and caused them to be as twisted as they are.

It would be incredibly ironic if this were true, because ultimately a nuclear war would not be as bad as the problems that they have created. What do you guys think about this?

 No.308840

I like 'splosions :)

so pretty :3

 No.308844

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It's still funny to see young guys discovering the "Boomers" meme and excitedly writing multiple threads and posts about it threads as if they've cracked Da The Vinci Code

>These didn't really exist until recently, the first real existential threat that came into the public consciousness was the threat of global nuclear war.

Global conventional war has been taught as a threat to humanity since the bronze age.
>the first generation that had to grow up with the threat of the entire world just ending one day
The world-ending potential of volcanic eruptions, meteors, and plagues has been documented by many ancient civilizations. South Americans set dates for when they were sure the world would end, and volcel'd themselves out of existence beforehand as a countermeasure to having to witness it. Biblical and Satanical religions all preach the threat of destruction at the hand of a deity's wrath.
>We mostly seem to have forgotten about the threat of nuclear Armageddon as a possibility in this day and age
No, tune in to any mainstream news program since 1989 and there's always been two heads babbling about how Russia, China, North Korea, Iceland, and Israel are three days away from enacting mutually assured destruction.
>I think that must have influenced them somehow and caused them to be as twisted as they are.
Well then buckle up, the latest generation was raised to believe that going outside without a mask on was going to kill them and their family.
>They had the duck and cover drills which of course wouldn't save them from the nuclear blast or the fallout.
It would prevent harm from failing debris. Also, the radiation ejected from a nuclear explosion travels much slower than light, so ducking after seeing the initial flash can indeed reduce radiation exposure. It only takes a bit to stop the ions / protons / photons whatever so just getting out of direct view of the blast point and behind a bit of dirt or below the windowsil can be a lifesaving choice. The drills were never meant to teach kids that they can survive immediate nuclear hellfire, and really, teaching kids proper discipline for responding to a general emergency is good in any threat scenario so to mention these drills as if they were misguided or disingenuous is kind of silly.
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 No.308881

>>308844
Nukes aren't real. The (((Capitalists))) and the (((Communists))) are one and the same group, using different disguises.

No-one has "nukes" because they don't even exist. They were always a psychological ploy, meant to hold the goyim in a state of perpetual fear while upholding an artificial state of peace between fake enemies. The great fabulous threat of "mutual assured destruction" was the selling-point designed to discourage any further warfare.

Also: nobody is fighting in any more Judeo-Masonic wars! ever! All wars of the last 400 years (possibly longer) have been triggered by Jews, and were "managed" by Jews or puppets of Jews on both sides. They have been getting innocent and deeply naive goyim to slaughter each other for centuries. That is coming to an end.

AND BOOMER. PLEASE LEAVE THIS WEBSITE. YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS A LIE – EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW IS A LIE. YOU ARE SCUM. HOW DID YOU EVEN END UP HERE, OLD MAN?

 No.308882

>>308881
>if i pretend to be a deranged schizophrenic, maybe someone will pretend to be angry in response and it will be fun :)

^ you

 No.308883

>>308882
Not even, friend.



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 No.308023[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

No politics or religion in the crawl thread, please.

>Ambient sounds to wash away distraction

https://asoftmurmur.com/
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 No.308635

>>308632
I'm always surprised when I wake up. "I'm still here." is the first sentence that comes to mind. Then I sense my lungs being used to grab oxygen and release carbon dioxide. Then I remember the sun is doing the same thing but burning hydrogen and releasing helium instead.
"Wah" I think next. "It doesn't make any sense." "Not supposed to, and it doesn't." And then I spend the rest of the day waiting to fall asleep again.

 No.308636

today is the day in which females dress literally like succubi and do what succubi are known for. I was reminded of this during one of my morning walks, even as early they were already wearing those sick costumes.
for me, it's another day. i'm old and sick and never partook in those activities except when i wasnt fully developed, that is, as a child. but it was my parents who did it for me.

 No.308637

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 No.308641

>>308637
did you make this? where's it from?

 No.308643

>>308636
I'm European so maybe this is some American thing I don't get, but do young succubi there literally strip down to sexy, lacey lingerie and go to those parties like that? Even if they have a boyfriend or if they're known to be prudish? I just don't get normies.


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 No.308403[Reply]

>been drinking sugarfree energy drink (160mg caffeine) or a large cup of coffee in the morning
>energy drinks are becoming too expensive and I worry too much about all the other stuff that is in them
>try caffeine pills instead (200mg)
>feel nothing
>try a 2nd one (400mg)
>feel so sleepy I have to lie down

What do I do now to get some energy?
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 No.308419

If coffee worked for you then switch back to coffee. As long as you make coffee yourself from cheap grounds, it's actually really cheap.

 No.308421

I find it strange that energy drinks and iced coffee don't do much for me, however if I drink a hot coffee it rocks me. I wonder why this is the case.

 No.308422

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Remember that caffeine in hyperdose quantities can have an immediate opposite effect on energy. Some sort of glitch in the matrix. You also need time to "recharge" the chemicals released when caffeine is taken, otherwise you're firing an empty barrel each time you take a sip. In the long run, the brain develops more fatigue receptors to compensate for what it believes are faulty ones which were really just choked by the caffeine. Consider quitting cold turkey and supplementing with electrolytes (Just a Powerade) to hold back any headache or stiffness resulting from the abrupt cessation.

>What do I do now to get some energy?

Mix your own energy drink. Bodybuilding solutions for energy involve preworkout mixes loaded with natural chemicals that instigate a release of energy in the body from fat reserves while refreshing that energy after digestion. "Warming compounds" in particular are known to heat the body up with how much reserved energy begins to burn. Combine these with exercise in any capacity and you'll get a blast of energy. If you're buying takeout coffee, brewing a "pod" coffee, or opening an energy drink every day, then mixing your own high-potent preworkout will be cheaper. The natural ingredients mean poor shelf life for a mixed drink so this route has that disadvantage to canned energy drinks, which really should last someone serveral days considering they're loaded with %1000 redundant amounts of vitamins.

That, or abuse antihistamines and experimental nootropics.

>inb4 called a broscience pill salesman by that single wimp who says that to every post mentioning exercise

 No.308424

i don't believe coffee actually works. i drank a cup from time to time because i like how it tastes and smells.

ultimately you have 24 hours per day and you can walk as far as your legs can carry you. while the day progresses and you make decisions, your overall potential for walking is affected positively or negatively, which is your health.

just get healthy and you have lots of energy. regularly drain your energy with physical activity, eat healthy stuff, rest not too much and not too little, stay away from toxic people and their scams, don't drink alcohol

 No.308581

8 hours sleep
sunlight
exercise
maintain schedule
no caffeine needed anymore



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 No.304897[Reply]

Yo this dream was pretty fucking cool. Reply your own dream bullshit if you want.

>be me

>on a taxi
>old man bro that i cant see clearly driving
>see my friends standing on one of those big concrete islands in the middle of the road
>exit the car and go to them
>all wearing black clothes and standing next to what my mind presumed to be a tombstone
>assume that one of my friends died
>sad
>trying to figure out how to approach them since i just came out of nowhere
>each interaction plays out in my head
>"""""""""""wake up""""""""""""
>see some dude
>start telling him all about my dream
>he asks what was on the tombstone
>"reach into my mind" and look at the lost detail
>writing on the tombstone says "motherfucker"
>extremely hilarious
>laugh a lot
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 No.304900

mfs dying for some pussy

 No.304905

i always have been holding back the urge to go to the bathroom but recently started to dream that i was pooping, luckily those two times that it happened i woke up after i started pushing so i didn't shit myself

 No.308535

I had a dream where I was in GTA V and worked with 3 gangsters to break into my dad's house, he was horrified and the 3 gangsters bashed him to death. I felt so much regret and just stood there in the corner, watching it all unfold.

 No.308556

dreams when you wake up inside your dream really are special. They feel more real somehow.



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 No.305716[Reply]

I am the ultimate and final retard.
So I happened to masturbate in prone position for 14 years, since I was a little kid, because my retarded ass didn't knew better, now the problem is that I can't move my penis beyond a certain angle, I always used to masturbate on bit of an angle that is when I was lying in prone position, I was a bit tilted on one side of my body, therefore the penis wasn't parallel vis-a-vis my body, I always masturbated on an angle, so now from the POV of my eyes, I can't have it perpendicular to my body, and I literally cannot point it towards the right. But I can point it towards the left, and that is the damn problem, is there any solution for it whatsoever?
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 No.306031

>>306029
It's not all bad

 No.308088

Honestly, I have an extremely unpopular opinion. I wish I was circumcised at birth. My cock has caused me too many fucking problems. I used to masturbate in prone position and as a result of that I have frenulum breve. And I have no money to get the surgery for this. This is ruining my fantasy life.

I will try streching from today but I don't know of what help that would be. The other thing is that since I am used to feeling sensation now if I get circumcised as an adult than I'll never be able to cum. As a baby I should have gotten my dick jewed.

 No.308451

>I am the ultimate and final retard.
>So I happened to masturbate
that's your problem

 No.308455

with age everything gets looser and worn out and more bendy, doesn't it?

when the dick is soft it can bend in any direction and when it gets hard it gets hard in the direction it is currently facing.

you mean to tell me you had such monodicrectional erections that your dick got stuck in one curved direction the same way pixels burned themselves into the early version of flat screens?

just gently point it somewhat towards the other direction as it gets hard and it should over time get used to have more of a range.

 No.308527

>>305716
I also have similar problem. But with age I started to not give a fuck, now that I am 30.
We should have a PSA for wizkids: "don't mess up your dick by fapping the wrong way."



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