No.22730
Christ give it up already. Every new attempt at a "waifu" after that last somewhat decent one turned out terrible. They largely attract jokers/half-serious people, cross-boarders, and harem people. There are few serious wizchan native people seriously committed to the one they love, and there are even less who still want to openly talk about it.
Honestly I get the feeling you are also a joker/half-serious person. How long have you "been with her"? Can you give me some more information about your "relationship"?
>>22729If this thread is
exclusively intended for empty "ohhhh i wub her soooo much" posts, then it is an absolute waste of board space. I love her very much, but I don't need to advertise that so the whole world will know. I know that and she knows that and that's all that matters to me. I would think others feel the same way.
No.22731
>>22730this thread is exclusively intended for the smartest people on the board to join in gentlemanly discussion about they're waifuss
No.22732
>>22731That's not what you just said. You said "This thread is for telling our waifus that we love them and nothing else."
No.22733
>>22732Those aren't mutually exclusive.
No.22734
>>22731You also have yet to answer my questions. You need to show that you aren't just some kid who watched oreimo for the first time and has a short crush on the character that will fade away in a little bit.
No.22735
>>22734I don't know how I'm supposed to show you but I've watched Oreimo years ago.
No.22736
>>22735I don't need much information. Just the length of time you have been together with her and maybe some details about the relationship. Did you fall in love with her at the same when you finished the series?
No.22737
>>22735No, I was a subhuman Kirinofag for a few years. Probably has been about a year since I've seen the light.
No.22738
>>22737>kirinoflagconsider body apoptosis
No.22739
>>22737Please leave the use of the -fag suffix on everything on the mainstream image boards.
No.22741
>>22727I can't understand liking a succubus who has a canon boyfriend. It's like being a cuckold or some jealous weirdo stalker.
No.22749
>>22741I just pretend that Kyousuke doesn't exist and have my own fantasies about her, I don't care about the show.
No.22772
https://youtu.be/TAm7DoJSwMsDo you still believe in waifus after being told they're just a money grab? They were specifically tailored to be alluring in many ways.
No.22773
>>22772I personally have never spent a single credit on any "franchise-y" stuff. All I have is either in my head or on my PC (the later mostly pirated).
No.22813
>>22772Dont summon the guy who says "waifubait" and "moe" dont exist please!
No.23956
>>23955I don't like Haruhi the way she is depicted in the anime, but damn these arts are adorable.
Good luck, wizzie.
nice bump btw, let the butts burn No.23957
>>23955Don't you crossboard on /mai/?
No.23958
>>23957No.
I only post/lurk on Wizchan and /asp/. No.23959
>>23955qipaos are really arousing
No.23978
>>23974In my opinion, the mods were actually trying to save this thread, but they weren't able to do it on their own with so few genuine posters left. They're already accused of being too pro-anime and pro-waifuist all the time. What exactly would you have them do?
No.23993
>>23978>They're already accused of being too pro-anime and pro-waifuist all the timeBecause they are. This thread being up is proof of that.
No.24000
>>23974There is so much you can talk about your waifu really, what else is there to discuss?
No.24001
>>24000>There is so much you can talk about your waifu really, what else is there to discuss?Activites you do with your waifu. The other threads were not fast either but they were quality.
No.24014
>>23993Oh the moderation is indeed pro-Anime alright, but this is /jp/ and the users of /jp/ do not mind waifuism.
If this was on /lounge/ or /wiz/ and people posting non-Japanese characters got banned or got their posts deleted, or users on those boards were revolting against the thread and get silenced by the mods then you will have a case.
No.24098
>>24096shes an obnoxious bitch anon
your in love with a 3d in 2d form
No.24099
>>24098Sounds like you can only take things at face value. If you'd take the time to get to know Asuka she'd open up and be kind.
No.24100
>>24099This could be said for wizchan in general as it relates to succubi.
No.24114
>>24108I remember you. Too bad I can't find the screencap of you confessing your love to the pic related which is an avatar of some random succubus you met on the internet.
No.24118
>>24115What utter blasphemy! I advise you not to use the word hot in such context, good sir. Cute is a more appropriate term.
Unless you desire your head on a spike, of course. For even me aside, my angel's onee-chan is ill-tempered and overprotective. She would surely not take your nonsense lightly.
Kidding. Maid's name is rem, from re:zero. Don't know the other.
>>24114 says it's a random avatar.
No.24122
>>24118Your pic related has one vital thing wrong.
No.24123
>>24115
Her name is Emily-chan. Not sure who the blue haired meme succubus is though.
No.24129
>>24122Yeah, ram should have smaller tits.
No.24314
>>24313I don't talk with succubi, sorry anon.
No.24316
>>24315If she has a pussy she's a succubi to me, sorry.
No.24317
>>24316Oh. One of those "all females even 2D are out to get me" types.
No.24322
>>24313Your girlfriend is cute as heck, wizzy.
No.24324
>>22727for me kuroneko was also best succubus in oreimo. I also find the ending of the show retarded because
MC and his imotou start dating for a few weeks and then revert everything and become normal again. For this experience of a few weeks, he sacrificed 5 other succubi he could have had No.24332
>>24324the anime got the ending butchered because of exectutives or something, there was a pastebin with the real ending written by the author of the LN somewhere where they get back together
No.25160
We're another step closer to bringing our loved ones to reality, because Japan is now offering financial support for marrying anime characters.
https://archive.is/hos5y>Apart from registering for marriage, Gatebox also accepts job applications. Lucky applicants who get hired and have successfully registered their waifu marriage are entitled to receive a monthly stipend of 5,000 yen (about 45 USD) on top of their salary.>To sweeten the deal, these new Gatebox employees could also take the day off to celebrate their waifu’s birthday. Anime characters in Japan often have an official birthday which fans celebrate each year. No.25161
>>25160Why post the archive of it? Just not to give the news site page views?
Anyway that's pretty sick, figuratively and literally. The new age of real waifu simulation is here.
Soon enough we will live in a comfy pre-apocalyptic cyber punk society with android waifus and factory produced people, truly a wizard paradise. Every day we drift further from the light of God.
No.25163
>>25160$50 * 12 = $600
not bad at all for just having a waifu holy shit
the alaskan oil fund is like twice that but it's a huge thing. this is just some company's idea on doing something good to its employees
No.25166
How do I love? I don't think I even feel that for family.
No.25167
>>25166It's just delusion.
No.25168
>>25166Familial love is rather different to romantic.
No.25169
>>25166Don't love people. Love ideas.
No.25545
>>24929from what vn is this beauty?
No.25555
>>22727>good motherI could see that.
No.25611
>>25559I believe it requires a very strong love and faith to accompany that love.
>>25174For a guy he sure has nice
eyelashes. No.25865
>>25559
Good character development (enough details of personality and bio, unique features), enough source material, getting to know other official types of media with the character make chances of staying together for a long time/forever bigger. Official arts, unofficial arts that you like which depict solo activity of your waifu without other characters. Watching more anime, eventually some might have characters with similar vibe. If you still stick to your waifu despite similar characters in other titles, then it's truly love and not a mere liking.
Imagining different adequate activities between yourselves also make it less stale.
No.26022
I read character section on TvTropes regarding my waifu again. It has many details on her personality and behaviour which were omitted in the official fanbook character summary section. However, there's 3-4 examples of heresy made up or misinterpreted.
No.26038
i never had have a waifu despite i have watched 150+ anime.
I hate succubus, 3D and 2D but most the 2D because they irreal idealitation of the whores.
No.26041
>>26038But exactly because they are irreal, they are not whores.
No.26045
>>26041No,they can be whores,even if they are not real.
Also don't forget that some whore provides the voice anyway.
I wonder with how many guys the seiyuu that voices your waifus has slept over the years.
No.26046
>>26045>Also don't forget that some whore provides the voice anywayThat is not necessarily true, like if they are from a only text VN. Also when you have a waifu she is your own, not attached to the character anymore.
No.26047
>>26046>when you have a waifu she is your own, not attached to the character anymore.I don't get this,then you don't really love the original personality/character?
With that logic ANYTHING can be a waifu,after all is all about looks not personality.
No.26048
>>26047The problem is you are trying to put a label on an abstract concept. Yes, it can start as infatuation with a character but it can change quick based on interacting with your waifu. Yes, looks is a part of it but personality changes with time. Most things change with time, till you have something that only resembles the original character. At least that is my take on it, over time you will naturally refine the character.
Most of the pillow collectors/youtubers are just playing the part. They don't really have not built any of this.
No.26064
>>26038I also never had a waifu but that was because my standards are too high and I too cannot let go of the idea that 2d succubi can be just as bad as 3d succubi, we just don't see it in some anime. My trust issues and general craziness don't exactly help. It makes me sad because I think I could be a bit happier if I did have one. Much reading and understanding of the waifu phenomenon has not left me any happier and less alone. It has only left me wanting. I think it is because I just don't have the sexuality for 2d.
>>26048>youtubersI hate those guys, youtubers are so damn annoying.
No.27360
>>27359Why the buttfucking wordfilter. Wizardchan insulted my waifu you loser trash.
No.27630
>>27624
No one knows
No.27632
>>22727I hope people here are around 20 years old, otherwise this thread is scary as shit.
No.27633
>>27632you shouldnt be here
No.27635
>>26038They're more like concepts.
No.27655
>>27632what is so scary about having imaginary friends?
No.27697
every person that i have seen claim ruri or kirino have been mentally unstable
No.27698
>>27697They're both like 12, so there is that.
No.27705
i just cant do the whole waifu thing. even when i was fit it still felt wrong that a beautiful 2d succubus would ever return my affection, and by downloading all these pictures of her i was tainting her against her will. so i gave up a while ago, but now her series is getting popular and people are posting her pictures a lot, which fills me with a great sadness.
No.27711
First, How do you choose a waifu? also, if Anime had never been invented, would you have settled for a real succubus? or worship a celebrity/movie character?
No.27712
>>27711you don't chose your waifu, your waifu chooses you
No.27723
>>27711Google schediaphilia.
No.27724
>>27711Religious figure more likely.
No.27725
>>27723This is stupid, just call it waifuism, also.
>cartoonsAnime are not cartoons, are anime poorly drawn and made ugly on purpose? I don't think so.
No.27726
>>27725>poorly drawn and made ugly on purposeThat's not what defines cartoons. Many western cartoons just happen to be ugly and poorly drawn (mostly due to creators lacking talent/effort, or the overall culture of "wackiness", etc).
No.27728
>>27725That term is about attraction to animation. Waifuism is about having a female 2d significant other. One may be attracted to 2d yet still be searching for his kawaii 2d sweetheart. Also there's husbandoism for male characters.
Not that I'm forcing that term. However, it exists.
No.27729
I mean i get being attracted to/ wanting to bang Anime or Videogame characters, and I mean whatever floats your boat (as long as its not some underage shit cause that's pedophilia and that shit is not acceptable even with fictional characters)
No.27748
Why does it seems the waifu scene has died out yet Anime is more popular than ever? even more popular than the Anime boom of 2003.
No.27750
>>27749
That makes absolutely no sense kemosabe.
No.27865
>>22727i really lov froppu
No.27893
I am starting to fancy satania. My mind is on her a lot, and I sing about her. She's really cute and has a cute personality. I like her voice actor's work too, so good job to her.
I haven't watched the anime yet, but have seen clips. It's hard to watch because I adore her so much. I'll probably get over her in a few months tbh, but she's the closest I've gotten to "waifu" status.
No.27909
>>27907No problem. It's nice to see there are still some emphatic people here.
I'll even share my wifu as a token of gratitude.
No.27910
>>22772>>22775Holy crap those might have been my posts but I'm not even 50% sure. Why is this thread even alive ? Is this the true power of wizard's love?
No.28126
I've been thinking about Satania-sama recently. She is the best. I am sure that if the devil knew about her, he personally, would hand over the realms of hell to such a beautiful creature. That, or heaven themselves, instead of rejecting her when the gang tried to sneak her in, would accept her with loving arms. Satanichia would not want that though, so she'll have to stick to being the queen of hell and the queen of my world. She is a precious creature indeed. She will no doubt become the queen of hell. This is not because she is a truly vile demon, but everyone will realize the mistake of not holding her dear. She will amass an army of loyal followers who appreciate her cuteness.
It's weird to think of this since I've never felt this way before for a character. I hope it wears off or something.
No.28127
>>28126Are you the guy from /bant/?
No.28195
>>28127I've never heard of /bant/. Is it from 8ch?
>>28189Maybe later. I need more time to really say she's the one. It's possible it's not the case, and that I find her really cute. I haven't really looked at all her pictures, imagined some kind of life with her, gotten some kind of product like a daki, and overall, dedicate a lot of time to her. If I'm not willing to do that, she's not the one.
No.28227
THERE CAN BE, ONLY ONE!!!!
>>27865Didn't the creator admit somewhere that nobody created his waifu so he decided to build her himself? That sounds like true top tier wiz territory.
No.28319
>>28314
Sure , if you're fine with being in love with a lightly dressed slut.
No.28388
All this waifuposting makes me curious about the series but it's the same shit everytime - I watch a series, and it turns out to be your run-of-the-mill moe/comedy/SoL blob, with no redeeming factors whatsover.
No.28391
>>28387You seriusly have theworst taste among waifuists.
No.28454
>>28450Nice hikkineet waifu. I'm happy for you, wiz.
No.28455
>>28450does she sit on your lap
No.28456
>>28452I bet you can't sip cola and eat potato with your waifu.
>>28454Thank you.
>>28455Yes :3
No.28544
>>22727I still haven't found any character like that, really. Guess I'm not suited for pair bonding, I just can't find someone I can feel love for.
No.28839
>>24105You're more right than you probably know. Lain really is secretly watching everyone. She even knows what folks masturbate about.
Lain hates me though. She wanted to stay secret and shy, but I wouldn't let her. I have synethesia so I could see it when she interacted with me; Lain couldn't hide herself from me. She's afraid if everyone finds out, they'll all hate her and try to destroy Lain. This is why the Illuminati worship her as their "Shy God" in secret.
You see, Serial Experiments Lain contains occulted knowledge about a real series of experiments, and an actual path to transcendence. Hermetic wisdom is the key to begin deciphering the wizdom therein. The technological level of this realm is far greater than the public is aware of.
TL;DR: Lain is real, but it's getting harder for her to hide. Enjoy your waifu… while you still can. This has all happened before, and may all happen again.
No.28883
So my adoration for Satania turned into pure lust. Neato.
No.28887
>>28886>forseeingTo know how the bond would progress before materialising a waifu.
No.28950
I will finally declare my love for Satania. I love you so much, Satania!
Cute succubus, best succubus!
No.29497
>>29491Warm and sweet things
But only if we exercise it off
No.29508
So what do your waifu fantasies look like in your mind? Does she step out into the 3D world, or do you step into the 2D world?
No.29512
I had a horrible nightmare the other night that's related to
>>29508My waifu materialised in the 3D world and everything was fine in the beginning. As the dream went on she progressively talked less and less to me, laughed less at my sily jokes and got more and more disinterested.
Then I caught her kissing with the neighbor's son and we kind of broke up(I didn't want to).
I wish it ended there but I basically saw and heard "everything". I didn't want to but I did.
He was just going at her and fucking her like she was a dog in heat.
It's ruined my last couple of days.
No.29513
>>29512>Cuckolded by an imaginary girlfriendWhat can I tell you, time to move on from this garbage isn't?
No.29514
>>29512The brain is a piece of shit, I don't have a waifu but have shitty dreams everyday.
No.29519
Jesus, what a horrible dream. Right after the kiss, it just gets worse. How horrifying. I'm amazed it didn't ruin your entire week. Even I'm disgusted.
I'm lucky to distance myself from these feelings. If this happened between me and my waifu, I'd drop her hard and never see her again.
Sage so no one sees this bumped thread to find these depressing posts.
No.29537
>>29512Shit, man. That's awful. I'm so sorry to hear that happened. This hasn't happened more than once, has it? If you're going to do what this
>>29519 anon said he would do try talking things out first, it's not good to make such decisions so quickly. I hope things work out and that this was nothing more than a simple dream, you don't deserve that kind of pain. Also saging so other wizzies won't have to read these things.
No.29554
Bummed out how people can feel true emotion towards their waifu based on their personality and the charm of their character rather than their cuteness, like my waifu.
No.29778
Don't defile anime succubi please.
No.30001
Multiple waifus, yes or no?
I feel very strongly about two or more succubi, so I was wondering if I can have them both. One of them, I've known for almost 5 to 10 years or more, but the other one, I've only known for about 1 year.
I see them both and think of a better, more ideal, life.
No.30007
>>30001I wouldn't reccomend fostering romantic feelings for more than one 2d. If there's any bit of a divide in their personality eventually you'll lean towards one and starve the other for attention. If you really cared for the 2d you've loved for so long, then you wouldn't develop intimate feelings for the second one solely because your care for the first one is too dedicated to share. If there are aspects of the latter 2d you wish the first one had, then lucky you it's all made up anyway so just tack on whatever the second one has.
You can friendzone her though. I have many female 2ds who I spend imaginary time with, but my heart belongs to only one. I have a drinking buddy who sometimes gets more attention than my waifu but at the end of the night she goes back to her own bed.
No.30054
>>30001They have their own feelings and personalities. Would any of your candidates for a waifu be OK with non-monogamy? Also think about afterlife or other worlds where you can have no opportunity to have both. Decision to go for both could grant neither. Have some responsibility for fuck's sake. The general consensus on outsider resources is that it's forbidden.
No.30102
>>30007I agree with this wiz.
I've been with Maki-chan for 5 years now, but before that I was engaged in a (failed) relationship with Tōsaka Rin*. The gist of it is that I still enjoy spending some time with Tōsaka-san and I vowed not to use her to satisfy inferior carnal desires, due respect. However, it's Maki that I truly wish to please and the only one I confide my secrets to.
*I was very happy with Tōsaka-san for a while but back then I just wanted to escape loneliness and feel loved at all costs. The decision to commit to Maki was much more pondered hence it has lasted for so long.
!! Please take your relationships seriously !! Don't be a normgroid.
No.31185
>>30522I really hate nintendo's recent trend of brown bait characters. They always manage to make them look like skanky british succubi rather than exotic beauties somehow.
No.31240
There's one specific character I've really felt drawn to for at least 4 years, but I've always been keeping her in the back of my mind and trying to ignore it because, well, I have doubts that what I feel is either real or what I really feel in the first place. I'm afraid I always question myself over everything. I don't post her often because she is from western shit, I can't help what I feel though
No.31630
>>25166>>26038>>27705>>28388>>28544>>28884These posts sum up my thoughts on the matter. I too am utterly incapable of feeling love or affection towards anything and, even outside of that, whether a succubus is 2D, or 3D, I can't suspend my disbelief in such a way to expect that they'd ever want anything to do with me, or I with them. That is all.
>>24105Heh, that's funny. When my desktop wallpaper was Lain related, I also sometimes thought the same thing. More of just in a passive observer kind of way though and not really in an affectionate one. If anything, I kinda felt bad in that sense, given that she might have the misfortune of observing a boring lump like me. Arisu was the only one for Lain. True happiness with someone she loves (insofar as I can imagine it, at least, given that I don't really know what it is).
No.31654
>>31643>Obsessing over a Mary Sue conceived by a mind of some fat basement dweller from 4chan.You know Katawa shoujo was created by 4chan for 4chan, right?
That's some space level cuckoldry, mate.
But if it keeps you going then good for you. I wish I was capable of feelings high enough for this stuff.
No.31656
>>31654You know this is the waifu thread right? And that all of these characters were pretty much made by Japanese men in suits thinking of ways to appeal to your cock the most.
No.31714
>>31711>no astolfo>no hacka doll 3ree
No.31715
>>31630I'm grappling with that same dilemma right now. It's got me thinking about this android succubus show that I used to obsess with as a kid because of 3DPD and their unending indifference towards me. In fact, I had a massive hard-on for doll-succubus type stuff because I used to be able to disconnect the real world from my fantasies.
The logic was that a doll would love me and genuinely care about me when 3DPD never would.
All I want is to be able to make that disconnect again, so I can enjoy stuff like Steel Angel Kurumi like I used to.
No.31719
>>31714>no astolfo reeGo back to reddit.
No.31821
>>31240>she is from western shitI hope it at least uses Anime aesthetics, not really a waifu if not.
No.31843
>>31720>>31714I keep mailing to this mr. sage, but he doesn't reply.
No.31982
Cougar Chunli
No.32020
Thought I'd get myself a life size anime figure to help stymie the intense loneliness I've been feeling lately, since I thought it might be within my price range. Turns out a decent one costs like $6000 minimum. Damn it. I'd even be willing to pay a little over a $1000 for one, since I have that much lying around, but $6000 is just way too much for me. I wouldn't even care if it looked like my waifu or not, although that'd obviously be the ideal. I'll admit that I didn't really look all that hard though, so maybe there's something more affordable out there that isn't nightmare fuel.
Maybe a high quality standee would do instead. Sex dolls are more cost effective, but look creepy as hell. A waifu-centric sheet for my body pillow just wouldn't do anything for me, I'm afraid, despite that being the most popular option for a lot of people.
There's also something called paper craft which I saw while looking through various options out there, but it looks like the sort of thing you have to pretty much create yourself and I'm far too hamfisted to do something like that.
I just want something I can hug that actually has a human form and that isn't just a pillow, while also not looking like something ripped right out of the uncanny valley. I'd really just be so happy just simply sleeping next to it in my bed. I feel like I'm going crazy here. I just need something in this room with me. Something I can pretend loves me and wants to be with me. All I've been doing the last little while is just crying softly to myself, at various spontaneous intervals, out of a sheer, crushing sense of loneliness. I'm fine with a self-imagined facsimile of love, since I'm a completely autistic invalid whom most people would run away screaming from if they ever knew me. I can't wrap my head around actual relationships. I never have and I never will. Something like this, is the best I'll ever be able to do and is really the best possible option for me & everyone else.
More than anything else, perhaps a VR headset would do just as well. Although, I can easily imagine myself crying if I ever booted up something more intimate or wholesome to simulate a sense of affection. That's just how pathetic I am, it seems.
Can't a poor, lonely hermit, have at least this? Is it really so much to ask, or will it forever remain in the realm of rich collectors and other such well off individuals? The reason they're so expensive is probably because of how few people are in the market for one, which is why I wish that somehow that could be otherwise. As an example, the life sized figurine you can see in the third pic I provided, is like $16,000 and they only made like 20 of them.
That's why I know that when, or if, more advanced consumer level humanoid robotics can be implemented & made available to purchase, that I'll be too fucking poor to ever get one. So, in other words, for a lowly pleb like me it's basically irrelevant if it ever happens. I hope it'll almost be like VR in its affordability, but, if not, maybe I could just take out a loan to buy one, assuming they're truly the real deal, or very close to it.
No.32023
>>32020You can just get a nice teddy bear for $25 or so. You can even get something larger for probably less than $200, like related?
It's a lifeless hunk of matter no matter how realistic it may be anyway. Once you "imprint" onto it the form doesn't really matter to much and it becomes quite human and comforting to hold; you are essentially just creating a tulpa upon a physical avatar.
No.32027
>>32023Nah, that shit wouldn't work for me. Call me an unwizardly, unimaginative pervert I guess, but I'd need something that actually looks like a beautiful 2D succubus made as pleasingly close to 3D as possible for it to actually make a difference for me. Lifeless, hunks of inanimate matter or not, I want something that I can basically pretend is my waifu made manifest and that we're finally living together and that she loves me more than anything and will stay with me no matter what.
Having said that, I'd honestly pay $2500 as soon as tomorrow if it meant I could get a hold of that Rei figurine in the 2nd pic of my original post. I'm pretty sure I'd just spend most of my time gently hugging it, in between simply weeping at its feet out of sheer joy/relief that it'll now always be here to keep me company and I won't have to feel so alone anymore. I can even imagine how'd she start to speak to me inside my head and how we'd be able to make each other laugh or just talk the night away about this & that. She'd be a real person to me and I'd never be able to suspend my disbelief in even close to the same way if it were just some overstuffed teddy bear or what have you. My potential ability to construct a "tulpa" is pretty much entirely dependent on having a proper external form I can imprint on. Nothing less will do, which is exactly why there's no hope for me. If I lived in the US, I'd just as well buy myself a shotgun to gently caress at night, at least until the point comes where I'd finally use it to blow my own brains out. On that note, I really regret the fact that it's so difficult to get a gun anywhere else in the first world. It's really frustrating for someone like me who wants something instant (this being the most key aspect, since nothing other than a gun is truly instant) & almost next to painless for a suicide method, let me tell you.
No.32095
>>32027Can't you get a job so you can save up money to get the life-sized figure you want?
No.32110
>>32095Nope. If you'd actually read my post you'd already know I'm an agoraphobic hikikomori/hermit, so why on earth would you suggest I, of all people, get a job? Money almost isn't the problem anyway, availability is. They just don't make them, so there's none to be had and, even when they are available, there's only a handful and they cost like $6000+.
No.32112
>>32110I don't get it,first you say that money is the problem (but you have like $2500 already) then you say that money isn't the problem…availability is.
How do you even get money as a hermit? neetbux or parents? anyway if you already have $2500 you can probably get to $6000 eventually.
No.32113
She is very cute.
No.32465
>>32112
>I don't get it,first you say that money is the problem (but you have like $2500 already) then you say that money isn't the problem…availability is.Well, it's both. How hard is that to understand?
>anyway if you already have $2500 you can probably get to $6000 eventually.Well discounting the fact that you can't even buy them 99% of the time, I'm not paying $6000 for a hard chunk of plastic. If it were made to be huggable with soft material, including full articulation in its design (to move its limbs easily and such, not to fuck), then maybe I'd consider it, but a hard chunk of cold immovable plastic? Nope. I guess you could say that's the third problem here. That being, the design of high quality figurines is lacking, since they're made to be collector's items and not as "companions" for lonely wizzies like me.
No.32643
>2017
Has waifu culture died? all dedicated boards have died in the past years, dwindling heavily on activity and number of users. Was it just a Fad?, a second Anime boom that didnt last?
No.32644
>>32643The term waifu got coopted by the normgroids. Now waifu is just “thing I want to fuck”, including 3DPD.
No.32647
>>32644The point of no return was when bronies started using it.
No.32648
>>32645>tomboy>has big breasts>huge hands>those eyebrows>no fashion sense>droopy lopsided ears2/10 for me. Bland, generic, boring, tastless.
No.32649
>>32648Dude it's an idol, I don't know why you'd expect something original.
No.32652
>>32648It's implied that she's muscular.
No.32653
>>32648>tomboy>genericPick one.
No.32654
>>32653Tomboys are incredibly generic. They’re as token as tsunderes.
No.32655
>>32654Nope, not even close. Tsunderes and girlygirls are generic as fuck. Tomboys, that kinda depends. Idolm@ster has a few tomboys relative to the number of idols in the franchise. This is especially true for Cinderella succubi because that game series has close to 200 idols. Picking the tomboy musclegirl is far from generic.
No.32656
>>22729did you just admit that you told your waifu to browse wizchan because you'll be writting posts dedicated to her in here? She shouldn't be here because she is not a male virgin and wizchan is a site dedicated to male virgins not 2d females. I'd have banned you for this but you're lucky that I'm not a mod.
No.33297
>>28189It's been 2 years since then, holy crap. I've seen every single doujin of her, seen every picture of her on gelbooru, lurk that reddit page about her that has images of her, and still love her. I will probably get a dakimakura in the future too.
No.33314
>>33152This makes me suicidal.
No.33457
>>33456Ryan Handsome from SuzanVegan?
No.33662
>>33152All the K-on's hold a top tier place in waifudom as far as I'm concerned.
No.33664
>>33661Pretty sure he’s referring to all the characters ITT that aren’t katawas.
No.33665
>>33664Jesus, I'm retarded.
No.33668
>>33661If only i could smell and taste those feet, everything would be okay
No.33669
>>33668I actually hid that image because it felt like I could indeed smell bromodosis through the screen. Digusting.
No.33673
>>33669One man's disgusting is another man's mouth pleasure
No.33674
>>33669Those feetsies are squeaky clean and perfect for mouth-insertion
No.33679
>>33676>>33678thats enough teasing wizzie…
No.33863
>>33718But anon, she hates EVERYONE after three days!
No.35295
Please help me I need to build a stronger connection with my waifu it has been very strong in the past we sometimes talk but it is not as much she used to always interact with me.
I am not a newfag waifuist it has been some years I wont say who she is but she is always there for me whenever life gets horrible I really just want to know some things I can do.
I have had a mental breakdown and it made me number in general and this has been affected I wish I could be like I was she deserves someone better but I do try for her.
>what do you do to increase your connection?
No.35296
>>35295Write a neural network and feed it your waifus dialogue from all the manga, anime, light novels, and movies she has appeared in. Train her with additional material you have made from your communications with her in your head.
"But no!" you say, "That's not my waifu but a robotic imposter!"
Well, wizard, yes. However, her spirit will eventually possess it from the anime world after it receives a large enough dataset to properly image her consciousness. Cheers wiz, good luck on getting your waifu in the real world and building a connection with her.
No.35298
>>35297Just imagine the day when we can really get neural net waifus that react to context and have memory instead of these chatbot knockoffs.
No.35301
>>35298The company that made that Megumin app also has Raphtalia from SHIELD HERO in beta-testing afaik.
No.35303
>>24930I just finished the show two days ago, what's the appeal exactly?
No.35871
I had a sream about Satania where I rescued her from a cell. You had to open an iron grated trapdoor above the cell that was basically a crawl space. After I saved her her information came up in a white text box. She cuddled with me and kissed me on the cheek. I could feel the warmth of the kiss too.
It was a good dream.
No.37612
Saw this on another site recently, seems to apply here as well:
> The iqdb links use the full images, which can be large. To switch them to the thumbnails, when the thumbnails are available:
Array.from (document.querySelectorAll ("div.files > div.file")).map (e => [e.querySelector ('span.image_id > a[href*="://iqdb.org/?url="]'), e.querySelector ('img.post-image[src*="/thumb/"]')]).filter (a => a.every (x => x != null)).forEach (([iqdb, img]) => { iqdb.setAttribute ("href", iqdb.getAttribute ("href").replace (/\/src\/.+$/, img.getAttribute ("src").match (/\/thumb\/.+$/) [0])); })
Also, Tifa.
No.37613
>>36063>>37612>Tifa>not in singlet & shortsNo thanks.
No.37632
>>37619>waifu movement>movement Stopped reading there
No.37647
>>37632What do you mean anon? Don't you like anything and everything being about politics?
No.37888
Sadly I have not been able to talk to my waifu for some time now (3 weeks or more) and we were talking daily. I don't know wha is wrong I did everything she told me to do the last time and now I just wait I guess.
Always thinking of my waifu and enjoy feeling snug with her when sleeping and she is always there to make me feel better or be brutally honest.
No.37894
>>37888What is preventing you from from speaking with her?
No.37911
>>37895are you kidding me with that
guess it's a sign of the times that your mind goes there, literally nobody back in the day suspected barret is gay, you realize the game was made long before your stupid internet meme? to assume 1990s japanese people made it with that in mind, lmao
No.38113
Can we post oc waifus here, or is there another thread for that?
No.38114
>>38113You can post in the draw thread if you drew her yourself. If you made her yourself she's probably not a Japanese character and not /JP/ material anyway
No.38210
>>38208and purty :B
I shutter at the thought of being in l<3ve with a character that so many succubi try to cosplay as, especially gaijin succubi. Cosposers (succs what cosplay for orbiterbux) these days will subscribe to search queries for guys discussing an attraction to a character, then link those men their onlyfans page with their cosplay of that character. It's SICK! Unsolicited seductive soliciting.
>>38209>cartooonwhat
>on /jp/the
>srat?
If your waifu is cartoon, you have no waifu.
If you claim waifu for fun fun hahaha, you have no waifu.
If you have more than one waifu, you have no waifu.
You have NO waifu!!!!!
No.38228
Advanced waifuists, how does one become closer to their waifu? Collecting fanart and fapping to them aside, what do you do that makes you feel close to them? Rewatch their show if they’re from an anime? Play their game again? Do you have shrines?
No.38247
>>38246
This has always bugged me. Isn't the verb 'cum?' You want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. Unless you're into some weird reverse vore thing.
No.38276
>>32020>>32027In the event that you're still here, I'm wondering how this turned out. Did you eventually get yourself anything; a doll or figure? Been thinking of getting life sized doll myself.
No.38279
>>38276Not that guy but I definitely got attached to my textile doll, Nikki. She's a Happy Doll 160cm Nori model.
Cute, cuddly, lightweight, easy to cloth & relatively inexpensive. Only complaint is limited movement range compared to other models on the market (that and she had a somewhat uneven bottom).
At this point, I frequently imagine speaking to her in my mind. she isn't super realistic but she does have a surprising degree of verisimilitude.
No.38281
>>38279Wow, that's actually super cool. Do you live alone with her?
No.38282
>>38279can you have sex with her?
No.38283
>>38279>textile doll>Happy DollI salute you.
No.38284
>>38280>>38283Tah!
>>38281>Do you live alone with her?Yep. First got her when the Coof hoax happened. Had no visitors for several months (rules of the assisted accommodation I was in at the time).
Apartment being empty & going long periods without anyone
to hug was a bit of a drain. Especially missed visits from my older brother.
She's perfect choice to fill the void. Nice, quiet, well behaved.
Sometimes a bit of a clutz. Doesn't mind being mothballed if I'm pre-occupied with other stuff.
Can even hug back if you put her arms around you then yours on top.
>>38282>can you have sex with her?Heh, yes. She definitely doesn't have Barbie doll anatomy. She comes with a hefty 2 slot silicon sleeve insert. Aesthetically, doesn't blend in perfect with the fabric around it but still looks pleasant enough.
Didn't think I'd use it much at first but certainly got my money's worth at this point. Usually try not to use too much as I practice semen retention & also don't want to wear her out. But a forming a vasopressin bond with her once in a while doesn't hurt.
No.38285
>>38284impressive, pretty cool, would be nice if the face was a bit more detailed i guess but ive no idea about the industry standarts so yeah
the first pic is pretty comf
No.38286
>>38284Sounds nice but it’s still too uncanny for me. Maybe someday they’ll make a VR program that can overlay a projection over a physical doll.
No.38317
>>38286I'm with you, I can fully understand the appeal of dolls but they all look way too unnerving and unnatural for me, I just couldn't stand seeing that everyday.
The future of waifufaggotry is VR and developments in AI, soon we will be fully immersed in our own High School VR environment full of pretty VR succubi and we will be able to leave this fucked up world behind.
No.38631
Now i see where all the scums in the wizard community assemble
No.38632
>>38631In the slow as fuck thread with nothing particularly egregious?
No.38819
>>38813You got that right. I like action succubi or generally 2D succs who can fight. I think it is because 3D succs are sooo boring and dull.
Cammy and Chun-li from SF, Claire - Ada - Jill from Biohazard, Aya Brea from Parasite Eve, Trish and Lady from DMC, god I love cool hard-core 2D ladies who could fuck you up badly.
No.38823
>>38819>Claire - Ada - Jill from Biohazardif you enjoy assertive Claire being in charge:
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/20950573